FUNNY JOKES

Sometimes a joke only needs a little twist to see things differently. That is exactly where crooked eye jokes come in. The best jokes in … Read more

Mascarpone is already having a pretty good day. It is creamy, rich, smooth, and somehow manages to make tiramisu taste like it has its life … Read more

If you need a joke that can really get under your skin, bone jokes are hard to beat. Bones may be rigid, serious-looking, and responsible … Read more

Some people treat their wallet like a museum exhibit: beautiful to look at, but absolutely nothing may leave it. You know the type. They suddenly … Read more

Armadillos are nature’s little tanks. They have armor, a surprisingly unusual shape, and a habit of wandering around as if they have somewhere important to … Read more

Stick figures have one big advantage over the rest of us: they never have a bad hair day. They have no complicated wardrobe, no difficult … Read more

If a walking stick could talk, it would probably have a lot to say. It has seen muddy paths, long walks, steep hills, quiet parks, … Read more

Some days arrive with blue skies and sunshine. Others show up wearing a giant gray blanket and acting like they forgot to bring the light. … Read more

There is something strangely satisfying about a pair of dirty shoes. Clean shoes say, “I stayed home.” Dirty shoes say, “I went somewhere.” They tell … Read more

Flowers may get all the attention, but the vase deserves a little credit too. After all, a flower without a vase is basically a guest … Read more